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1. a bag of diapers over a pot of milk powder more than a hundred, one into a two-way charging, than China Mobile is also hard ah. 2. twenty-five years old, not married, promising. 3. forty thousand dollars, or your mother, to the sixty thousand that is our mother, if not a penny, it is estimated that fuck. 4. I want to improve life,monster turbine headphones, I do not eat noodles, I want to eat instant noodles! 5. If he has the ability, and I want him for a while, like ancestor, but he would be pig intestine, do not pull are dragged up, people are every day, every day he is down. 6. I really admire those double agent, they can no obstacles to the men in the middle of the shuttle, and that is what the fighters for the revolution ah. A certain kind of mentality as Honghu, like water, can withstand wind and waves. 7. In fact, locked up in detention centers, is of itself a form of protection, as if put out, they might rather die than live, at least in prison, the police have killed you of civilization, In the hands of his wife - Su Chun Qing has begun in the memories of torture that the top ten. 8. Do not say What is done can not be undone, you are now the rice boiled popcorn, people still run run away. 9. literature? Literature is the parsley on the fish. Coriander fish look better. No fish, you eat a plate of parsley forever? 10. Do you think I want to be a bitch Yeah, what woman does not want Yitaiwanfang, the United States and the United States to sit Yeah, what kind of man decide the fate of what you have, what kind of man to marry you what life is. Even if I am a bitch, but also single-handedly trained Su Chun. 11. because the shopping is to women no less happy affair for the men, so you can not narrow the shopping from the spiritual down to a simple physical level 12. now the price is not high, only the higher, more constant, more and more 13. acre of land two cows, the wife and kids hot white picket fence, but you have to have the land Yeah, with the land with cattle to provoke his wife to have children Yes, even the farmers understand about the truth! 14. the greatest tragedy in life is to become the new love, old love, the urge to become a habit 15. What is marriage? marriage is the element corner points. Marriage is leading a poor Youyanjiangcu tea. Marriage is to love the beautiful clawed, scars and stretch marks inside Xiu Xiu 16. stocks also fall and rise, how the property market has been up to it, two days before the newspaper said, the property market may drop, immediately someone to speak out, and said Shanghai's property market is just entering the spring, but spring it. . Have risen in such a way, which do not rise into the summer, and we do not all live? I'm not BS-ing! 17. Seaweed: Buddha's past lives and 500 of the Review in order to exchange this life pass, past life Looking back 1000 to life in exchange for a year that we two are destined to meet you lie in bed, to how many times Looking back ah? Beckham: We two did not dry last generation what matter to patronize the return. emotional Posts: 1. What is happiness, happiness is the head of the pork chopsticks, his heart have you, is happiness. 2. happiness is assured at the end of things, is a trust, is willing to common destiny. May usually not aware of, but the crucial moment to jump out,tory burch shoes sale, make you feel. I always thought my love life have been bald. Su Chun trouble until I realized we both had the gifted in the same boat. Gan to say nothing of the same were definitely hard. 3. fell in love with a man then, just one second of time. The practice of this love of words, but the whole life. I ask you, do you really want to use your life to practice what you just blurted out the word love? 4. a woman, ah, which if you have children, it is not a woman, she is a mother first, followed by the head wolf. 5. You could not believe love, love a woman that all men cheat trick. What \What he did not, she said, sweet point. A man loves a woman, do not say anything before, first brought a pile of money, so this woman a sense of security, and then sent to a house, at least you hurt after this woman, although she lost heart , but the availability of her body, which can be called a man, this is the man to do things. 6. Today's society is too too cruel reality, no one will believe that family is important. But I tell you, money can solve all the problems, it is not a big problem. Who this life, there are many problems that can not be solved, for example illness and death, for example, deserted, for example politics, for example, no longer in love. All of this, than the house, ah, ah much more serious note. One can back a debt of money, but not back the feelings of the debt. Back money to pay off the debt you have hope, and back the feeling of debt to death will probably guilty. 7. Guo algae: Actually I am a little like him, with him, very exciting. Hai-Ping Guo: stimulating? What stimulated you? Stimulation of cheating you? People, ah, only in the young dare so profligate youth, so you get to my age you know, ah, there is an honest husband, with an obedient child, under the premise of a stable home, love it is in their own bed, not in someone's home in bed, worried that at any time will be unto them, What is a happy thing. 8. man's possession is like a war of positions, as long as the presence, even if obtained, would soon retreat. The woman's possession, when eating bacteria, is the spider web expansion is the expansion of cotton candy, it is the long years, little by little, until finally completely filled, so that you can not escape an outright annexation, you have to read long copper rust, you will understand. Copper is a man, a woman is the rust in the end, all the rust color will cover the copper. 9. do women have their good points, too eat well, drink well, play well. If not careful out of the accident, another woman will be able to spend the money we save, we accumulate living room, we slept with her husband to save, but we feel bad for baby to play. 10. a blooming girl, a walk with me now, from the flowers in full bloom, and now haggard, though she bad temper, but it is not her fault, is forced by pressure of life, if she went out a car, back to Families servant, give me face to see it? In the big cities full of material comforts, she is willing to follow me, nothing of such a person, I should be grateful to her, her tolerance, love her, make her happy. Living in China: 1. all of the ideal ring involving money are shining before, as long as one involving money, the ideal becomes a dream. 2. consumption, in line to the U.S. and Europe, revenue, to the Philadelphia line, called a full range of three-dimensional integration, the left led by Huang, Cang capture the right, a little hand holding developed countries, a small hand tugged backward countries, the middle of the world the power to do that most middle course. 3. Haiping has finally entered the 'millions of negative Weng' ranks, and now the extreme poverty, but also miserable than to be robbers looted, even if a robber, is nothing but emptying your pockets, but now booing, even the soul had been hollowed out. 4. a person's great, is not to say how much you make a contribution to society, you have achieved much, but when you face temptation, know how to give up. 5. seaweed suddenly realized one thing, fifty dollars and five hundred dollars underwear underwear, in essence, is the difference - women and in sex. 6. we are lazy? We Chinese people how to be more diligent hard working, compared the Japanese with you, the reason we are not so advanced, not because we are lazy, but because we do not aggression. If we like you, the whole of Asia against an empty,NFL jerseys, appropriated all the good things of others, then we would have developed it! 7. this woman is really better than men, men married after the end also know that their parents or a member of the family, such as women, put their marriage immediately after the kick, and their own interests in a family, Chinese characters really made sense, a woman married, a home, is married, is someone else out. 8. love someone, let her give you a baby, and then the blood of the two of us, watering the flowers this one, so we never separated. 9. people, ah, not to say that you do not slip no loss meters, as long as you have rice warehouse, weasels, mice, chicken Gesanchawu to thinking about, how I save a little difficult to do so? Changes in the plan will never catch up fast, always a little bit of difference in that a little bit. 10. human body and mind can be separated, even if you love a person in spirit, but the flesh is not loyal to him. The flesh is very shameless shameless greed, the greed of the flesh before, the spirit will seem very small. I always think that money is only one way, but not as the ultimate goal, to do clean government easy, but won a good reputation after death. The officials do a good job is difficult, because your responsibility is not to blog a nice reputation for posterity, but to and really do something. Immune to the sound noble, is very foolish, do not know how flexible a person, a bad taste do not know how to meet people who can not survive in this world, if the world is drunk I alone am sober, so crazy is their own. Today's society, you do not know, and no background, only to be bullied were ah! 11. Once you have chosen a man with the conditions will be frenzied counterattack, they make up for missing that part. Sentimental most people you think, ah, the hormone is the strongest time of the Depression, when everything you want, nothing, money money, no position to position, the right not to be right, can hold a pretty good . Can now spread the joy like a dog, the beast of prey off the rest of my life, once the conditions have been chosen, why not dream of it when the achievements of youth. \ philosophical articles: 1. I say the outbreak is a strength of the savings, is a power prance, a potential to explore, like uranium, as you did before the fire, how to know that they have nuclear kinetic energy it? 2. People, generosity, is because they have more than the cost. Is that people get greedy too easy. 3. every man will be mistakes, but the envy of youth into middle age, to the success of the admirers of the bear, to the summit of life, the pursuit of happiness again. 4. is like the Titanic, the ship sank, you can be recycled, copy, the story can be spread. But the death of those people? As early as the fish were fed the sea. 5. Many times, life was so disappointed in you can look forward to, but inadvertently missed the opportunity, 6. We must put an end to drugs, because once this ultimate happiness, could be so simple to get it, you will not get through the efforts of other interested pleasure. If everyone's happy, so simple you can get, you still looking for love? You will also work hard? You will also feel sad because you have lost it? Will not. 7. this world, nothing is not negotiable, there is always a key to open both doors, but sometimes they like to put their keys, the same as the hidden treasure In fact, you do not open the door to let others in, you can not get out. I was standing outside, find the key, open the sides of the door, give them to build a channel, then what we need. Only one-way street merchants, and I overpass. 8. In our circle, this has, that there is, I do not, soon will be discharged to go, slowly will be marginalized. You're running, you have to abide by the unspoken rules here, if you do not follow the unspoken rules, others will not treat you as a friend. Will prevent you, carrying you, this is the reason I have to collect the money. 9. Men do not do something pretty nice is one thing to say is pretty certain; women are not dirty dirty is one thing and act must be gentle, this is the rules of survival. 10. Murder of time is the best way to work. 11. You are my husband, I want to, not how beautiful you are influential, how their lives alone. People that are looking to the outside. I want is old, having a partner, the child has a father. However, now I know, I pay the ten years to get old after not have their own mutual support with the people towards the cemetery, but it is for others to do the awake. I spent the Ku Jin,new coach handbags, willing to leave to future generations. Song Siming, you said you came back, I'll see your smelly face. Yes. Indeed, because I can not laugh. I wake up every morning, the pillow is wet, my heart is cold, the room is empty, then I'll come back groveling at your request you, please you, contractors like you? I can not. The two of us, good terms. I will not accuse you of how ruthless, how ungrateful, how fast and loose, because the woman of my age, early in the know, men are the same, when necessary stepping stone to a young, middle-aged when the need for booster in his later years when the need for root walking stick. I deserve to own a stepping stone. I can not complain. However, please do not mean on top of the ruthless, the division also shirk family responsibilities to my head. Do not love is not love, and talk about right and wrong, who talk about who is negative. But do not let the label affixed morality. 12. the world is you and me a woman thinks more oxen, men are crazy, I took him to pack a decent, and he went out scenery, another woman saw him, but also grace and warm as soon as there is heat , which want to get behind a woman overworked. 13. I planted watermelons for 20 years, to the harvest season, abruptly harvested by others, on what basis it! If a man is also your home so you can wave my sleeve, do not take a cloud ? \test into a good school and anxious. Perhaps this is a happy life, but I did not realize before. 15. between this thing ah, you have to often move. The more intertwined the more dynamic it is, the more intertwined in the pan you're rotten. Should always distinguish you and me, zoning out. Each time, you have to take the time to settle, is often due to. Also owed much to worry about, he is to do something for you to do, do, or do ten ah. And so do the last, he saw your head to hurt, then you win, to the wind was the wind, to rain the rain. 16. In this world, full of landmines. Accidentally stepped on, especially in peacetime. 17. originally behind the bright lights, is ragged clothes. International metropolis like a stage, the spotlight has focused on each light where the audience can see, is gorgeous gorgeous spectacular surge. Corner for the light not shine, even if there are dust, and even dead mice, who pay attention to it? 18. the spirit of the road leading to a lot of material is one of them. 19. Every night, I sat at the window, looking out the lights, I would like the city more wonderful at ah! How many people, there are many kinds of life. The lives of others I do not know, but me? Opened his eyes every day, there is a string of numbers pop out of my mind, the mortgage or six thousand, two thousand and five food and clothing in degrees, slowly fifteen in kindergarten, human contacts six, five hundred and eighty transportation, property management, three or four hundred , mobile phone charges two and a half, there are more than two gas utilities. That is, from my first breath since waking, and I stand to gain at least four hundred a day, this is my cost of living in the city. These figures forced me to not slack off all day, no time to ponder the next decade. What am I to the future, my future in the present, in the eyes. 20. the day to go shopping with my mother, in fact, we do not have to go, the crowd pushed us to move forward, I do not go will not work, want to stop and not work, I laughed when I said this is our lives, no time to reflect, there is no decision to just muddle their way of being pushed forward, when I was young the ideals on where to go? my ideal, it was deduced that the flow of rush-free Shadow without a trace, is ah, I have to insist that the principle of mind, determined young to be this child, by family, by work, by the house, is not tempered in real life ... in fact, many left a little when I was of principle, I do not want a shortcut, I do not want to opportunistic, but whenever I see those as good as my people, because before I jump the queue to get tickets, who better to me, because to give up the principle and ten provinces years of struggle, I do not really convinced. Sometimes I'm in doubt, I insist in the end the child is right or wrong? I even blame the society, why are so unfair, why do not we have rules to follow, there are moments of not abiding by them, why do we suffer these Cincinnati snails suffer conscientious hard? This two day, I see some investment in the book, in fact, I have not invested much money, I just want to how I do this not to devalue the money, I think this is probably this panic in the city of all, we all worried, get afraid of losing, did not want to get owned. Later I found in a book called Buffett's words: always insist on the concept of value investing. He said that regardless of any age, any society under any economic environment, is always greater than the risk of speculative investment, he said, perhaps the short term, you might make a speculative profit a lot, but in the long run, any will result in a speculative bets are off, but not the same investment, the investment is as long as you adhere to the value for money, eventually it will add value and fruitful. I think he is quite justified in words. My understanding is that, as long as you have faith, the pursuit,monster headphones, as long as you insist,monster headphone, you bound to drift stronger take them far, done nothing wrong 21. Human life is a fluctuating curve, sometimes high, sometimes low. Low when you should be happy because soon go high, but the high is very dangerous when in fact, you can not see coming trough. 22. If my life is like a roll of tape, I have to find a period when I was 22-year-old tape, I have to re-re-broadcast again. At that time I will choose love and I return home, buy a modest little house, and my children, and my father and mother live together in peace secure in. May be that life is what I want, like a movie in slow motion as simple as 23. Guo: You first see a snail, what are you thinking? Song: I'm worried ah its behalf, it is so slow, so small, so weak, the complex worlds required in the walk at their own pace, whoever the footsteps of an intention to step it will be flat, and I very reluctant. Guo: I did not expect people like you so rigid, there will be such a soft heart. Song: It should be said to be weak. In fact most of the time, we all like this, like a snail, carrying a heavy shell, slowly crawling. I sometimes wonder if the snail without a shell, it will fly like a bird in the sky? Or cruising in the water like a fish? But it is snails, can only crawl. Guo: You know what? Asked the mother of a small snail problem, it asked why we were born, we should carry such a heavy hard shell? Mother said, because our body does not skeletal support, and slow climb, so we need a shell to protect our na. Asked a small snail, but it did not caterpillars sister bones, and slow climb, and why it will not carry such a heavy and rigid shell you? Mom said, because her sister could turn into a butterfly caterpillars Yeah, the sky will protect it. Snail said, it began to worm his brother will not turn into butterflies, then why it will not carry such a heavy and rigid shell you? Mother said, because the brother will drill soil earthworm, the earth will protect it. Snail cry, it said na we are so poor. The sky does not protect us, the earth does not protect us. Do you think how to answer it snail mother? Song: how to answer it? Guo: Mom says we have shells, we do not rely on weather does not rely on, we rely on their own. ask: If it all on their own, we can escape the fate embrace you cry? |
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